New DSM-IV entries

Last night in my Business Communication class, I outed myself as a "NeoConservative". That's not too big a surprise to any of you regular readers I suppose. At any rate, I 'fessed up to being a neocon during our class discussion. Beale, the instructor took the opportunity to say, "You know Nate, that the DSM-IV, [that's Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, ed]  is being revised and will soon be published as DSM-V. The new version lists NeoCon as a diagnosis, right before Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder."

My reply? "Will Bush Derangement Syndrome be included as a diagnosis too?"

I'm pretty certain only the two of us knew what I was talking about...